sevenbricks:

Jini and I have our suicides planned down to the last second.
Its called the Avegers premiere.
No way we’re making it out of there alive.

Me and Rob:

• Me: oh what's this tab I still have ope--
•  (sees its YACC #9 spoiler)
• Me: KALJSDLAKSDJASA CREY ALL THE FEELINGS YES FINALLY I'M A CANYON OF EMOTIONS ABLOO ABLOO SOB AKSHDSKADHSAD

kateordie:

erikamoen:

beatonna:

Chris Brown is performing at the Grammy Awards and it’s a big fuss!  I had to remind myself why so I went and looked up this old newspaper from 2009.

I’ve never understood the Chris Brown apologism.

Perfect.

• scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
• me: you mean per day
• scientist: what
• me: what

• Me laying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
• Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!

The level of excitment on how my dog greets us when we come home:

When he sees me:

My brother:

Step-Mom:

My dad:

thoughts while scrolling through tracked tags

• stolen
• stolen
• why did you edit a 100x200 picture
• just because you used a gif of a celebrity as a reaction doesn’t mean to tag your post with said celebrity’s name
• stolen
• did you edit that on PAINT with your eyes closed or

• Dad: So what are you up to right now?
• Me: Hmm nothing. Working on my armor
• Dad: Your ... what?
• Me: asjdsakld I mean my HOMEWORK. Working on my homework oh my god.
• Dad: Maybe we should take your Iron Man movies away.
• Me: Nooooo

Having a really quality person following you, and then every so often checking to see if they are still following you.